DZ Research Labs

“Bringing the family together, and defying the World”

 Mission Statement:  Collecting data on the age of the earth, extinction of dinosaurs, and other historical findings.  All defying modern worldly explanations.  

Ø      Experimenting with collected samples to uncover the truth.  

Ø      Materials are submitted from missionary’s findings. While spreading the word of God in underdeveloped and forgotten parts of the world, they occasionally run across something not known to the rest of the world. They submit these photos and samples back to DZ Research Labs for analysis. One of our missionary’s has even discovered a large supply of rare red and green rubies, used in our laser containment system, that are near perfect specimens. They have also enabled us to make leaps and bounds in a hand held laser unit.

Ø      All work is done with extensive grants from private and non profit groups, despite attempts by the Federal Government to close the facility and obtain our extensive research. They have expressed concerns of public safety and wellbeing, but we have come to the conclusion that they fear that our findings will change the text books.

Ø      We have located our main lab in a small town called Hudson. It is located far enough away from any heavily populated areas in an effort to lessen any collateral damage done if an experiment escapes. Additional benefit of this location is the close proximity to so called large Dairy Farms that provide our specimens with a quantity of protein.

David and Zeke Hall

CEO’s of DZ Laser Tag

And Research Labs

...............New Shipment Just Arrived

 URGENT:  Yesterday we received a shipment of a 2 story tall sample, the best example of “Polystrate fossils” we have ever seen. But in the uncrating procedure one of our associates knocked out the power supply, which released the experiments in the lab. We have managed to contain them in the R&D lab at the expense of a guard and a lab tech. Now no one is courageous enough to go in and confine these creatures. We are forced to seek help from the outside. So if you are fearless, stop by the lab immediately, and bring friends, family, parties, even whole youth groups. Hurry I don’t know how long we can keep them contained.